WRONG NUMBER..... | for everyone |
A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "My life"
After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"
After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"
Top 10 Ideas For Creating Gorgeous Walls: Interior Design Art | for everyone |
Top 10 Ideas For Creating Gorgeous Walls: Interior Design Art
This should give you some good ideas and advice about brightening up your walls with unique wall decor. We all live with many walls in our homes and it is nice to fill some of the space with art work, wall quotes, photography or images that make us smile. Wall decor can show your personal style and taste and is something people notice when they enter your home.
At one point or another, everyone faces the dreaded blank walls of a new home, apartment or condo. Once all the furniture is moved in, the walls are still staring at you in their empty, stark way.
Here you’ll find a nice variety of ideas and hopefully something that you’ll want to implement in your own place.
1. Removable Wall Decals
While you’re free to do what you want in your own home, that’s not usually the case in a rental. Removable wall art will add visual interest to your space without sucking away your damage deposit. And when you move, simply remove them and taken them with you. No harm, no foul.
2. Decorative Plates
If you love to collect plates, the walls are a natural place to display them and can really create a lovely setting for you and your guests to enjoy. The new laser levels will help you align them quickly and easily. Just remember to get the appropriate wall hangers to protect your investment.
3. Photo Groupings
A standard trick is to hang photos on the wall. This is especially easy with the new ink jet printers that can turn out photos quickly and easily. Again, use a laser level to arrange them in nice groupings.
4. Paintings
Paintings are a terrific addition to your walls as well. Just be sure they match your tastes or the color scheme so they don’t create a visual conflict in the room.
5. Shelving
There are many shelving solutions that allow you to display your collections or knick-knacks. Many are standalone so you don’t even have to worry about anchoring them to the wall.
6. Faux painting
If you can paint, texturing the walls or faux painting is one of the easiest and least expensive ways to dress up the walls, particularly if you haven’t settled on art for your new home. Most home decor homes have tutorials on faux painting as well as all the tools you needs.
7. Collectibles
If you collect old posters, antiques, knick-knacks or anything of interest, show off your hobby by displaying these on your walls. If you’re a musician, consider hanging your instruments on a wall so they become art when they’re not being played.
8. Tapestries
A lovely addition to your home, tapestries are finely woven renditions of traditional artwork. Available in hundreds of styles, they quickly dress up a wall with color and texture.
9. Wallpaper Murals
If your home begs for a better view, consider a wallpaper mural. These are easy to apply and you can get ones that are doors, windows, balconies or lovely landscapes.
10. Candles
Candles are always popular. You can get lovely lanterns to hang on the wall, or wall art that holds a number of candles, turning an ordinary wall into a an extraordinary romantic setting. It also comes in real handy if the power goes out.
Decor Your Home With Simple Advice: Anyone Can Use | for everyone |
Decor Your Home With Simple Advice: Anyone Can Use
Interior decorating for quite some time has been a concept or task left to the interior decorator. But because people nowadays are becoming more and more aware and involved in the interior decorating aspects of their homes, there are many homeowners that are forced into adopting their own interior decorating techniques and processes.
Home or interior decorating, as wrongly perceived by people ages ago, need not be expensive and need not requiring degrees and diplomas in the discipline. Overall, the idea behind interior decorating is going for the basic or going for the simple. Being interiorly designed and comfortable, a home does not need to be really equipped with the most expensive devices and equipment.
* Begin with the architectural style, or the natural surroundings of your home and go with the flow. Cottages look great decorated in a more casual country decor with floral, checks, linen, cotton and cheery colors. Victorian homes are best decorated in a more formal atmosphere, with lots of lace, antiques, ferns, flowered wallpaper and pastel colors. Cape Cod homes look great with nautical themes, the colors found on the seaside and definitely white trim. Homes in the woods should have lots of wood, plants, and natural materials and fabrics that bring the outdoors inside, painted with more earthy colors. City lofts would look great decorated with more modern materials such as glass and chrome with perhaps a black and white theme. Just don’t fight against your home’s architectural style. Flow with your home’s design and surroundings and you’ll be well on your way to creating a natural, well balanced, inviting atmosphere throughout.
* If your not sure where to begin with your homes color scheme, get inspiration from a rug, a pillow, a painting, a towel, a tapestry or any one of your favorite things and look at the colors in it. If you like the way the colors look together in the object, then you will be pleased with the way the colors look together throughout your home. Choose perhaps three to five colors to spread throughout your rooms. Make sure that each room has at least one of the three to five colors you have chosen in it. This will give your home a comfortable, harmonious, and balanced appearance. After you have chosen your colors make sure to contrast the wall and trim paint. If your trim is dark, keep the walls light. If your trim is light keep the trim darker. My preference is for the walls to be darker than the trim, unless the trim is a dark natural high quality wood. If your trim is outdated low quality wood, or in poor shape, it would be best to paint it. This will give your home a fresh new, updated look. Be sure to use a high quality, gloss or semi-gloss paint to make cleaning your trim a breeze.
* For furniture keep the big tickets items such as couches, love seats, or recliners neutral and accessorize with color. As far as furniture goes, don’t think that all the furniture should be shoved against a wall. Try to create groups of furniture into sitting areas, conversation areas, or reading areas. If you have a large room try to create at least two groups of furniture in the room. Two chairs in front of a large window with an end table in between is a classic seating arrangement. Keep the chairs about 18? away from the window in order for the drapes to hang easily and to be able to walk behind the chairs to open and close the windows. Instead of putting your sofa against a wall, try putting it more in the center of a room, or at an angle if your room is odd shaped. By bringing sofas, coffee tables, and chairs closer to each other it creates a more intimate area, that is easier for conversation, and much more inviting then having the furniture spread out. Try putting just one or two chairs separate from the main grouping for quiet reading or intimate conversations.
* When accessorizing with nick-knacks, and collections, there are a few main rules. First, always use odd numbers. One, three, five, seven, etc. Place one large piece alone on perhaps a small side table, or three pieces on a coffee table, or five pieces on a shelf. Try to keep the proportions even, and the heights different. For example; put a tall, medium, and short object together. You can stack books, wooden boxes, or tin boxes to create height with objects. Second, it is best to keep collections together and not spread out in your home. If you have a collection of brass candle holders put them together. If you have a small art collection try hanging them on one wall. Third, it looks great if like-kind materials, and colors are put together. Metal looks good with other metal, glass with glass, ceramic with ceramic, and so forth. Blue looks good with blue, yellow with yellow, white with white, especially in glassware. Look around your house an see what kind of metal things you have and put them together. See how many blue things you have and put them together. You don’t have to do this with every surface, but a few collections, like-kind material, or colors together in a few places creates focal points and draws the eye around the room.
Interior designing a house need not be really tedious. Just follow your instinct and remember, functions come ahead of beauty. Good luck!
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How to Love Your Kids - 20 Ways to Show Your Children You Love Them | for everyone |
How to Love Your Kids - 20 Ways to Show Your Children You Love Them
Many parents are broken heated and completely baffled by their unbelieving son or daughter. They have no clue why the child they raised well is making such awful, destructive decisions. I have never been one of these parents, but I have been one of these sons. Reflecting back on that experience, I offer these suggestions to help you reach out to your wayward child.
We all love our kids and parental love is the number one source of self esteem in kids, but loving acts can get buried in days filled with rushing around. When our kids reach adulthood, will they remember us as loving parents or just busy ones? Just to be sure, here are ten ways to love your kid today and everyday.
20 Ways to Love Your Wayward Child:
1. Spend a little time each day playing entirely at your child’s direction.
2. Cuddle up under a blanket and watch what he or she wants to watch on TV.
3. Give a chocolate kiss along with a real one.
4. Exchange butterfly kisses or nose to nose Eskimo kisses.
5. Find something about your child’s appearance to compliment.
6. Find something about your child’s music to compliment.
7. Do one of your child’s chores for him or her.
8. Run fingers through hair.
9. Make your child into a burrito.
10. Realize kids can be annoying. For example, when you’re discussing something important they come and ask you I want some juice and you might reply Can’t you see I am discussing something important?. This might hurt their feelings and upset them. They may even not talk to you for sometime. So you have to gently approach them with an understanding manner.
11. Entertain your kids. Children will be entertained by different things. You could pick up a book or toy that they like a lot. This lets you gain their trust and understanding. You can even surprise you kids and wife by taking them to malls, a stroll in the park or some beach. However, don’t annoy them by taking them to a place they hate much.
12. Pick out candy conversation hearts with appropriate messages and present them to your child.
13. Talk in the car on the way to school instead of listening to the radio.
14. Take pictures of facial expressions showing different emotions, and tape the one of you showing “love” over your child’s bed.
15. You can help your children in their school projects, homework etc. Helping them doesn’t mean only in their schoolwork it also means helping them in their social problems such as bullies. if anyone is bullying your kid you can request your teacher regarding this matter.
16. Try not argue much in front of your kids as this might affect them and cause tension. Just be happy with your kids, and try to like things that they like. Try to take them out to restaurants once in a while. Just be happy with them.
17. Sometimes they might want to have privacy of their own so just give them their space trusting them. If you spy or whatsoever, it will be you’re invading on them and if they find that out they will never trust you again.
18. Set aside a little time each day, maybe before bedtime, to talk about what’s going on in your child’s life, judgment free. If your child doesn’t like to talk, say Tell me three things that happened today. If it helps, tell three things that happened to you in return.
19. Kids who don’t like to be hugged may be okay with sitting on your lap and being held from behind, particularly if they’re watching TV or reading.
20. Play hide and seek with your child, and while you’re searching talk very loudly about how sad you will be if you can’t find him or her. Then be very happy when you’re reunited.
Advice:
* Do not spoil your kids, as this will affect how they act when they are older.
* Don’t let them be affected by social problems
* Don’t let any anyone bully them
* Try not to embarrass them in public places or in front of their friends.
Best Reason For Our Failure | for everyone |
Best Reason For
Our Failure
We Are Expecting ORANGES
By Standing Under MANGO
...Tree
Our Failure
We Are Expecting ORANGES
By Standing Under MANGO
...Tree
Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE: | for everyone |
Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE:
Truth Is A Debit Card;
Pay 1st & Enjoy Later.
Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st;
& Pay Later Wid Markup..."
Truth Is A Debit Card;
Pay 1st & Enjoy Later.
Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st;
& Pay Later Wid Markup..."
Bold Makeup Ideas: Beauty Tips | for everyone |
Bold Makeup Ideas: Beauty Tips for Girls
Bold makeup is the latest makeup trends, for fall/winter are going into a dramatic style, with strong hues, dark shades and gothic allure. Black, dark red, dark purples and neutral shades will keep replacing each other, depending on which facial feature you want to emphasize. Learn how to create a strong, statement making look that will grab all the attention you need.
Create a flawless skin by using the concealer to cover dark circles, and foundation to cover your entire face. Make sure you blend well, and finish with a touch of translucent powder. This way, you can start applying makeup on a perfect complexion and create eye-catching appearances. There are 3 steps of bold makeup.
Bold Makeup for Eye:
You’ve seen bold colors used in fashion shows, and those head turning pots of color at your favorite makeup counter. Now they’re even turning up in your local drugstore in intriguing combination you may think are better suited for home decorating! But you don’t have to be a makeup artist or rock star to experiment with these brilliant shades of makeup. Give your look a shot of color using these simple tips and tricks!
* Start with a matching shade of foundation. Apply a darker shade on the broader parts of your face which you want to recede.
* Apply powder and then blush on your cheeks, adding color gradually. Use some blusher on the sides of the forehead and chin also.
* Use an eye shadow kit with a high lighter. Apply some high lighter on the space beneath the brows. Apply the medium color on upper eye lid only. Swap the darkest shade on the crease, between the two shades and blend well.
* Put a little dark eye shadow also beneath the eyes, touching the lower lash line, with a thin brush. Start from the outer corner and extend it just a little, may be till the middle. See what suits you. This adds more color to your eyes.
* Define your eyes with a kajal and an eye liner. Sweep two coats of mascara. Apply a final coat of colored mascara if you wish. Apply lipstick. Blot with tissue and then reapply for a glamorous look.
Bold Makeup for Lips:
* In case you want to emphasize your lips and not your eyes, you can go for a strong shaded lipstick that will grab all the attention to your lips. Make a contour with a lip pencil and apply it on the entire lips as a makeup base. This way, you can avoid smudging and make your look long lasting. Apply the lipstick and a touch of gloss if you want to make it shiny.
* Colors you can go for, are hot red, neon pink, dark purple and till the extra black, it’s only up to you to choose how bold your lips should be.
* In this case, keep your eye makeup as simple as possible, to avoid overdoing your makeup. Opt for a simple. Barely visible cat eye look, or a neutral eyeshadow that won’t compete with your lips.
* Feel free to experience new colors and dark shades, but give yourself time to get used to it. Make sure you check the color in natural light when buying it, and go for a walk before checking it for the second time and finally buy it. Either it is an eyeshadow, or a lipstick, bold makeup provides drama to your look and makes the entire outfit more sophisticated than it is.
* Remember that cold seasons are the best time to sport this style, so take advantage and enjoy it. Remember that a touch of glitter can always make the most simple makeup have a Holiday character, so it is perfect for any occasion.
Bold Makeup for Face:
* The cheeks are distinctly colored. Find the brightest pink and go over the apples of the cheeks in circular motions with a blusher brush.
* Using the same brush, pat on a slightly darker shade such as rose inside the pink circle.
FACE BOOK | for everyone |
A Man Joined
FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
...
Man Replied: Wht8 d
Hell , You've No Respect
4 Me ?
Kid Replied: Dad Chill
It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
...
Man Replied: Wht8 d
Hell , You've No Respect
4 Me ?
Kid Replied: Dad Chill
It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"
You Will Never Reach Your,,,,,DESTINATION | for everyone |
You Will Never
Reach Your.....
DESTINATION
And
Throw Stones At
Every DOG That
BARKS
Our Life Is Laced With-------"LESS" | for everyone |
Our Life Is Laced With
"LESS"
Telephone-
...Wire LESS
Our Youth-
Job LESS
Our Food-
Fat LESS
Our Leaders-
Shame LESS
Our Govt-
Hope LESS
Our Police-
Clue LESS
Our Policies-
Aim LESS
Our Relations-
Meaning LESS
Our Attitude-
Care LESS
Our Feelings-
Heart LESS
Our Education-
Value LESS
Our Future-
Direction LESS
Our Expectations-
End LESS
Type of smells in bedroom after marriage | for everyone |
Type of smells in bedroom after marriage
After 3 Years: Baby Powder, Cream & Lotion
After 30 Years: Vicks & Iodex.
THE RICH AND THE POOR | for everyone |
Mukesh Ambani House Mumbai World’s first billion dollar home
First-ever $1bn home: Indian tycoon prepares to move into 27-storey sky palace ......
and it's just for his family of FOUR
Antilla Mukesh Ambani or Antilia Mukesh Ambani House Mumbai World’s first billion dollar home. Antilia is a twenty-seven floor (560 ft or 173 m) building completed in Mumbai for Indian businessman Mukesh Ambani, Chairman of Reliance Industries. This Antilla Mukesh Ambani or Antilia Mukesh Ambani House Mumbai largest home in the world. The family will occupy about 400,000 square feet. The Melbourne-based construction company Leighton Holdings began constructing Antilla but Antilia has been finished by another company. The construction is inspired by the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.
Antilla is situated on a 4,532 square metres (48,780 sq ft) plot at Altamount Road on the famed Cumballa Hill South Mumbai, India, where land prices are upward of US$10,000 per square meter.
There will be 600 full-time members staff to maintain the Antilia building. Antilla is named after the mythical island in the Atlantic, Antillia. It is designed by Chicago architects, Perkins & Will. The Antilia Mukesh Ambani House building is equipped with amenities such as a health spa, and small theatre with a seating capacity for 50 on the eighth floor. Other features include multiple swimming pools, three floors of hanging gardens and a ballroom.
Included in the tower are six floors of parking – the seventh floor is for in-house vehicle maintenance. It has been reported in the media to have cost between US$1 billion and $2 billion, making Antilia the most expensive residential building in the world. Reliance, however, said it cost U$50-70 million.
MERA BHARAT MAHAN
THATS LIVE..................... | for everyone |
- *HAPPINESS* *To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.*
- *LONGEVITY* *Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.*
- *PROPENSITY TO CHANGE* *A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.*
- *DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE* *A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.*
- *HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED* *Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals*.
- *LONGEVITY* *Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.*
- *PROPENSITY TO CHANGE* *A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.*
- *DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE* *A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.*
- *HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED* *Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals*.
General Equations & Statistics | for everyone |
General Equations & Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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