| Money is always there but the pockets change. | for everyone |
Money is always there but the pockets change.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor -- as long as you've got money.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors
| Non-Resident Indians face tax threat | for everyone |
Non-Resident Indians face tax threat
Non-Resident Indians face tax threat under new code
Direct Taxes Code does away with certain provisions that protected Indians abroad from taxes
The new direct taxes code (DTC) could bring a large number of global Indians under the tax net as it does away with a provision that allowed individuals to escape tax in any country citing double tax avoidance. (REUTERS)
The new direct taxes code (DTC) could bring a large number of global Indians under the tax net as it does away with a provision that allowed individuals to escape tax in any country citing double tax avoidance, Indian daily 'The Economic Times' has reported.
The new legislation, introduced in Parliament on Monday, says an individual shall be resident in Indiain any financial year if he is in the country for more than 59 days in that year and has been in India for more 365 days in the four preceding financial years.
A number of Indian industrialists including Vedanta's Anil Agarwal and Essar's Ravi Ruia have acquired non-resident status over the years.
"The DTC has only attempted to clean up the provision in line with the laws globally," the daily quoted an official with the central board of direct taxes (CBDT), the apex direct tax arm of the government, as saying.
A phrase "being outside India" in the existing income tax law exempted individuals who stay outside the country for six months from paying taxes. This was prone to misuse and allowed individuals to escape tax in any country, the official said, requesting anonymity.
The new code is expected to come into effect from April 1, 2012.
More than 25 million Indians stay overseas and one million visit the country every year. A large number of NRIs particularly those working in the gulf countries usually visit India for longer durations.
"This could result in a situation wherein the overseas income of NRIs may be subject to tax under certain situations," said Vikas Vasal, executive director at consulting firm KPMG.
Amitabh Singh, partner at Ernst & Young, said this could become a dampener for the overseas Indian population who routinely visit India to meet their relatives and friends.
"They will now have to restrict their stay to less than 60 or be in danger of becoming tax residents," he said.
NRIs who have spent 365 days in the last four years, which is permissible under the current income tax law, are at the risk of becoming a resident and facing tax on their global income.
They will be given relief from payment of tax for two years on their global income in the transition period when they become resident from non-resident, a CBDT official said.
The income tax department can define the term "visit" more tightly to ensure that there is no misuse instead of removing the provision altogether, Mr Singh of Ernst & Young said.
| History of Railroad Tracks | for everyone |
History of Railroad Tracks
RAILROAD TRACKS
The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built them in England and English expatriates designed the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways and that's the gauge they used.
Why did 'they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why was that gauge used?
Because that's the way they built them in England and English expatriates designed the US railroads.
Why did the English build them like that?
Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways and that's the gauge they used.
Why did 'they' use that gauge then?
Because the people who built the
tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.
Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels wouldbreak on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels wouldbreak on some of the old, long distance roads in England , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts.
So who built those old rutted roads?
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike inthe matter of wheel spacing.
Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.
The next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just
wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses.
(Two horses' butts.)
Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
And the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.
Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike inthe matter of wheel spacing.
Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.
The next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just
wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses.
(Two horses' butts.)
Now - the twist to the story:
A Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad has two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at a factory in Utah . Engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be
shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel.
A Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad has two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at a factory in Utah . Engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be
shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel.
The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as
two horses' behinds.
So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass!
And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important!
Ancient horse's asses control almost everything.
CURRENT Horses Asses in Washington are controlling everything
| 10 Rules for getting Guaranteed promotion without hard work | for everyone |
1. Never walk without a document in your hands
 People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
2. Use computers to look busy
 Any time you use a computer, it looks like “work” to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught — your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.
3. Messy desk
 Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
4. Voice Mail
 Never answers your phone if you have voice mail. People don’t call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That’s no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they’re not there - it looks like you’re hardworking and conscientious even though you’re being a devious weasel.
5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed
 According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.
6. Leave the Office Late
 Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss’ room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.
7. Creative Sighing for Effect
 Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
8. Stacking Strategy
 It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
9. Build Vocabulary
 Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don’t have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.
10. MOST IMPORTANT!!!:
 DON’T forward this to your boss by mistake!!! |
(sent by sis Mariam R,Jiwa)
| Source Of Travel Information For Visit To India | for everyone |
Source Of Travel Information For Visit To India
To felicitate and worship are two virtues which are followed religiously in India. Many early inhabitants of India like the Aryans, Mughals, Mauryas and other rulers and royal kings have left behind chronicles of rich culture and diversity to be learnt by tourists visiting here. Right from local streets to proud monuments, every nook and corner offers a pleasant traveling experience. For a traveler stepping into India, it is quintessential to have apt India travel information and on reaching must always be assisted by a known India tourist guide. Tourists in India according to steepness of their pockets stay at luxurious hotels or motels near the tourist spot.
Every tourist spot has got pamphlets and brochures which acts as first hand information on facts and figures pertaining to the particular place of travel. This virtual India travel guide helps you navigate through famous places inside a particular location all by yourself. Not to forget, maps and other travel tools are also handy. You may also get all the India travel information through the India government website and other travel famous travel
portals. While traveling, you will just love to savor Indian food. Every place in India has got something different to offer in terms of cuisines. Though the India tourist guide would be enough to inform about famous native food stuffs, about popular restaurants in a particular location try newer food items to satisfy your taste buds.
In India travel guide discussed above, climates and weather conditions throughout the year at various destinations across India are mentioned. This is of paramount importance as at a given point in time, various places in India experience different climatic conditions. If Shimla is cool at 15 degrees, Jaipur would be boiling hot at 40 degrees.
India travel information through websites would help a tourist locate best shopping spots near the destination. Handicrafts, and typical Indian dresses are amongst the top buys. To sum it up, a tourist must be versed with some virtual India travel guide and accompanied by a certified India tourist guide in order to explore the unbelievable India expertly.
| Bold Makeup Ideas: Beauty Tips for Girls | for everyone |
Bold Makeup Ideas: Beauty Tips for Girls
Bold makeup is the latest makeup trends, for fall/winter are going into a dramatic style, with strong hues, dark shades and gothic allure. Black, dark red, dark purples and neutral shades will keep replacing each other, depending on which facial feature you want to emphasize. Learn how to create a strong, statement making look that will grab all the attention you need.
Create a flawless skin by using the concealer to cover dark circles, and foundation to cover your entire face. Make sure you blend well, and finish with a touch of translucent powder. This way, you can start applying makeup on a perfect complexion and create eye-catching appearances. There are 3 steps of bold makeup.
Bold Makeup for Eye:
You’ve seen bold colors used in fashion shows, and those head turning pots of color at your favorite makeup counter. Now they’re even turning up in your local drugstore in intriguing combination you may think are better suited for home decorating! But you don’t have to be a makeup artist or rock star to experiment with these brilliant shades of makeup. Give your look a shot of color using these simple tips and tricks!
* Start with a matching shade of foundation. Apply a darker shade on the broader parts of your face which you want to recede.
* Apply powder and then blush on your cheeks, adding color gradually. Use some blusher on the sides of the forehead and chin also.
* Use an eye shadow kit with a high lighter. Apply some high lighter on the space beneath the brows. Apply the medium color on upper eye lid only. Swap the darkest shade on the crease, between the two shades and blend well.
* Put a little dark eye shadow also beneath the eyes, touching the lower lash line, with a thin brush. Start from the outer corner and extend it just a little, may be till the middle. See what suits you. This adds more color to your eyes.
* Define your eyes with a kajal and an eye liner. Sweep two coats of mascara. Apply a final coat of colored mascara if you wish. Apply lipstick. Blot with tissue and then reapply for a glamorous look.
Bold Makeup for Lips:
* In case you want to emphasize your lips and not your eyes, you can go for a strong shaded lipstick that will grab all the attention to your lips. Make a contour with a lip pencil and apply it on the entire lips as a makeup base. This way, you can avoid smudging and make your look long lasting. Apply the lipstick and a touch of gloss if you want to make it shiny.
* Colors you can go for, are hot red, neon pink, dark purple and till the extra black, it’s only up to you to choose how bold your lips should be.
* In this case, keep your eye makeup as simple as possible, to avoid overdoing your makeup. Opt for a simple. Barely visible cat eye look, or a neutral eyeshadow that won’t compete with your lips.
* Feel free to experience new colors and dark shades, but give yourself time to get used to it. Make sure you check the color in natural light when buying it, and go for a walk before checking it for the second time and finally buy it. Either it is an eyeshadow, or a lipstick, bold makeup provides drama to your look and makes the entire outfit more sophisticated than it is.
* Remember that cold seasons are the best time to sport this style, so take advantage and enjoy it. Remember that a touch of glitter can always make the most simple makeup have a Holiday character, so it is perfect for any occasion.
Bold Makeup for Face:
* The cheeks are distinctly colored. Find the brightest pink and go over the apples of the cheeks in circular motions with a blusher brush.
* Using the same brush, pat on a slightly darker shade such as rose inside the pink circle.
Enhancements:
If you’re feeling a little more creative, draw in a teardrop for a sad clown look or a cheerful sun for a happy clown look, just on the cheekbone. You might like to wear a wig, a fun hat, or a large bow, whichever matches your costume best.
| Best 7 Sources Of Capital For Starting A New Business | for everyone |
Best 7 Sources Of Capital For Starting A New Business
- Personal Capital. This is the source of capital that entrepreneurs turn to first because it's the most easy to use. It's the cash on hand, bank accounts, stock, and other sources of personal wealth that you can tap into for your business.
- Your Home. A home equity line of credit will allow you to transfer the equity in your home to equity in your business. The difference between the value of your home and what you owe could be enough to cover your business start up expenses for a year.
- Bank CD. Do you have a CD in the bank that isn't matured yet? Instead of taking the penalty for early cash out, consider borrowing the money back, securing it with the CD.
- Retirement Accounts. You can borrow money from yourself because it's easy money to tap into, and some of the interest that you pay goes into your retirement account.
- Friends and Family. Try to avoid this source of capital because of the potential relationship troubles if the business fails. Your decision to borrow from friends and family is a personal one, but it is often the easiest way to obtain investment capital.
- Commercial Banks. When funding your business, commercial banks provide the greatest flexibility for types of loans. They will want to see your business plan, and usually six months to a year of track record.
- Small Business Administration - Also known as SBA, is an independent government agency formed in 1953 to help small businesses. They provides loan guarantees, participates with bank loans, and makes a limited number of direct loans.
I think the biggest problem that business owners have is that they are perfectionists. They have started a business doing something that they are good at but it is difficult to get staff that can duplicate what you do. Therefore many business owners tire out and after a period of time they are burned out because they try to do everything themselves.
There are so many sources of capital out there to get your business started but I hope you get the point with the few that is mentioned. As a business owner and you're borrowing money at the start of your business, you must be careful of what you're trying to accomplish because if its not thought out properly this can cause a strain on cash flows and income in order to make debt payments.
| 15 Things to Remember When Taking Care of Your Curly Hair | for everyone |
15 Things to Remember When Taking Care of Your Curly Hair
Chemically straightening the hair seems like the only solution for most people who have given up trying different hairstyles and styling techniques to manage their hair. The tips for curly hair mentioned below will make your hair so beautiful that you will surely fall in love with it all over again. Read more on how to manage curly hair.
Here are some tips and tricks to turn unruly curls into beautiful sleek hair.
1. Find a good moisturizing conditioner that won’t flatten out your curls. Try to avoid anything which strips curly hair. Try something that smells yummy, but will add moisture or shine.
2. Don’t wash your hair with shampoo every day. This kind of hair needs the natural oils from your scalp to reduce frizz. No more than four washes every week is good. For your off days, use the rinse and condition regimen.
3. Hop into the shower, rinse your hair out with cool water, and apply shampoo if needed. As an alternative you can choose to not use shampoo and scrub your scalp with conditioner instead. Always clean your hair after swimming in chlorinated water using a non-sulfate shampoo or a homemade recipe
4. Distribute conditioner throughout your hair. Comb your hair out, parting it as you go. Try a semi-cold rinse, that seals the hair cuticle, making it extra shiny. Let your hair drip after your shower is done and do not comb it through any more.
5. Avoid wringing or rubbing it with a towel. Gently scrunch out most of the water with your fingers while you’re still in the shower.
6. Let it air dry for about 15 minutes, but do not touch or comb your hair. If your hair is very thick or frizzes easily you may want to put in hair products immediately after getting out of the shower.
7. Choose a good leave-in-conditioner or cream. Apply to bottom 3/4 of hair. Spread product onto both palms and scrunch in gently. Leave-in-conditioner can be reasonably priced.
8. Scrunch in a liquidy gel designed to combat frizz (this step is optional).
9. Put in some curl-defining mousse or gel. Spread product onto both palms and scrunch in gently. Alternatively, rake in the product with your hands and then scrunch the curls back in. This is good for wavier hair types. Also experiment with scrunching upside down to give your roots a lift.
10. Shape the hair by scrunching it some more and twirling pieces around a finger.Also, if you wait till the hair is still fairly damp but you can see the hair going curly, take hold of an individual curl,get some gel (wet-look works well)and spread it through the curl. This really stops frizzing.
11. Let the hair air-dry preferably. Do not touch while drying or your hair will frizz. If you must, blow-dry your hair on the coolest/slowest setting with a diffuser until it is about 80% dry to avoid frizz.And do not blow dry hair every day; it will damage and dry out hair. Only do it if you really need to.
12. Choose a hairdresser experienced in curly/dry hair. A lot of hairdressers who are more experienced with mainly straight hair don’t understand the needs of curvaceous cuties.
13. Have your hairdresser help you choose a hairstyle that is easy to maintain- preferably one that just requires a wet-and-go approach. Long layers are often create a great shape and make the hair easier to untangle.
14. Visit your stylist at least three times a year to trim split ends and reshape your hair if it is healthy (more if not). Don’t let your hairstylist use a razor to layer your hair (although long layers good). Razors cause ratty looking ends which will contribute to split ends.
15. Avoid heat at all costs. Don’t straighten your curls very often – curly hair is much more fun to look at, play with, and to twirl! Also, do not brush curly hair dry, unless you want a ‘fro.
| COMPANY MANAGEMENT ???? | for everyone |
Once SONIA GANDHI, L.K. Advaniand Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When didIndia getIndependence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
'
'
'
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO S**** YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of
them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mrs GANDHI and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
Mrs GANDHI is asked to spell " INDIA " and she does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
Mrs GANDHI is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". She writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
Mrs GANDHI is asked: "When didIndia getIndependence ?". She replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
'
'
'
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO S**** YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
| VERY INTERESTING | for everyone |
Sugata Mitra's new experiments in self-teaching
(sent by sis Mariam R. Jiwa)
| How to Love Your Husband After Marriage | for everyone |
How to Love Your Husband After Marriage: 40 Easy Ways*
Keep in mind that it’s not so much the amount or the efforts of your love expressions, but it’s the essence of those expressions. In other words be yourself and love them from your heart, but at the same time show them the affection where they need it emotionally.
Whether you’ve been married for ten days or ten years, loving your husband well is always a learning process. Probably the most important learning you can do for the health of your relationship. No man is the same, so every wife has to adapt her actions to fit the needs of her husband. However, here are 40 many ways that every man will feel loved, no matter who he is.
1. Regard him as important and let him know he’s important to you.
2. Do everything
3. Communicate with him respectfully.
4. You can to at least understand his feelings even when you disagree with him.
5. Be interested in his friends and occasionally give him time with them (if they are trust-worthy men).
6. Ask for his opinion and let him know you value what he says.
7. Tell him you both love him and like him.
8. Let him feel your approval and affections.
9. Protect his dignity on a daily basis.
10. Be tender with him realizing he has feelings also.
11. Foster an atmosphere of laughter in your home. Look for ways to laugh together.
12. Avoid sudden major changes without discussion and with giving him time to adjust.
13. Learns to respond openly and verbally when he wants to communicate.
14. Comfort him when he is down emotionally.
15. Be interested in what he feels is important in life.
16. Correct him gently and tenderly.
17. Allow him to teach you without putting up your defense.
18. Make special time available to him and your children.
19. Be trustworthy.
20. Compliment him often.
21. Be creative when you express your love, either in words or actions.
22. The future isn’t as far away as it seems sometimes. Talk about where you’d like to be when you’re married 50 years, and work on making those dreams happen.
23. Don’t jump to conclusions if your husband has said or done something questionable. Give him the chance to explain before you pass judgment.
24. Although this is growing increasingly unpopular, it does still work. Just because your husband is in charge of the household doesn’t mean that you can’t share your opinions, it just means he’s captain of the team.
25. Although you may not want to admit it, there will be times when you’re in the wrong. Maybe you’ve said something hurtful or done something insensitive. Never have too much pride to tell him you’re sorry.
26. If you told your husband you’d do something, make sure that you follow through.
27. Rub his feet steer him to the recliner and pull off his shoes. Rub his feet for at least 20 minutes. It has been told that this may even improve his health!
28. Turn your ordinary bedroom into any lover’s dream without a lot of expense. Remove clutter and anything that doesn’t belong, and replace it with scented candles and fresh flowers. Hang pretty curtains and find some comfy bedding. Place mirrors to reflect candlelight, and misting fountains for a romantic effect.
29. While your husband is showering, sneak in and write, “I love you” on the steamed up bathroom mirror. This will steam him up as well, especially if you seal it with your lip prints!
30. I’m talking about a bar of soap! Scratch “I love you” into his soap so he’ll find it the next time he showers. (You may not want to seal this note with your lip prints, though).
31. Go buy some sweet smelling oils and turn your bedroom into a spa! Give your husband a full body massage and work out those aching muscles.
32. When your husband is in a bad mood give him time to recover. Don’t crowd him.
33. Help him to finish his goals, hobbies, or education when your see he needs it.
34. Treat him as if God has stamped on his forehead: “Handle With Care.”
35. Work to get rid of habits that annoy him.
36. Be kind and thoughtful to his relatives. Don’t make him choose between you.
37. Don’t compare his relatives with yours in a negative way.
38. Thank him for things he’s done around the house. (It means a lot to men).
39. Don’t expect credit for all you do for him. Do it as “unto the Lord.”
40. Make sure he agrees with everything important that you’re planning to do.
*(CONTENTS NOT VERIFIED - DO IT AT YOUR OWN PERSONAL RISK)
| GIVE A THOUGHT | for everyone |
Everyone wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow.
Without a little rain.
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow.
Without a little rain.
Touching Lines Just Before Death...
"Don't Bury Me Immediately After My Death,,,
My Friends Have A Habit Of Coming Late.".
"Don't Bury Me Immediately After My Death,,,
My Friends Have A Habit Of Coming Late.".
"SPEED" Is A Five
Letter Word
...And
So Is "DEATH"
"SLOW" Is A Four
Letter Word
And
So Is "LIFE"
Letter Word
...And
So Is "DEATH"
"SLOW" Is A Four
Letter Word
And
So Is "LIFE"
Fact Of Life
"When Someone Is So Sweet To You...
Don't Expect That They Will Be Like That All The Time
Because Even The Sweetest Chocos Expires..."
"When Someone Is So Sweet To You...
Don't Expect That They Will Be Like That All The Time
Because Even The Sweetest Chocos Expires..."
Some relations are like TOM and JERRY.
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
but
they even can’t live without each other!
They tease each other,
they knock down each other,
they irritate each other
but
they even can’t live without each other!
A Man Saw A Little Poor Boy Looking At His Expensive Car..,
He Took The Boy 4 A Drive..
,
The Boy Said: "Ur Car Is So Marvelous,
It Must Be 2 Expensive.!,
How Much It Costs.?"
Man: "I Don't Know, My Brother Has Gifted Me."
Boy: "Wow, So Nice Of Him."
Man: "I Know What You're Thinking, You Also Want To Have A Car Like It."
Boy: No, I Want To Be A Brother Like Him.
Always Think Higher Than The People's Expectation.!
He Took The Boy 4 A Drive..
,
The Boy Said: "Ur Car Is So Marvelous,
It Must Be 2 Expensive.!,
How Much It Costs.?"
Man: "I Don't Know, My Brother Has Gifted Me."
Boy: "Wow, So Nice Of Him."
Man: "I Know What You're Thinking, You Also Want To Have A Car Like It."
Boy: No, I Want To Be A Brother Like Him.
Always Think Higher Than The People's Expectation.!
| A QUIZ ........ | for everyone |
A QUIZ FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW EVERYTHING
|
Answers To Quiz:
1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing.
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls.
(The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle.
The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: Boxing.
2. North American landmark constantly moving backward: Niagara Falls.
(The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons: Asparagus and rhubarb.
4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside: Strawberry.
5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle.
The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.
6. Three English words beginning with dw: Dwarf, dwell and dwindle.
7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar: Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, quotation mark, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: Lettuce.
9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S': Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
(sent by sis Mariam R. Jiwa)
| I TOLD GOD...................... | for everyone |
I told GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...!
GOD said: But for 4 days only....!
I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.
GOD said: 3 days.
I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
GOD said: No, 2 days!
I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).
GOD said: No, just 1 day!
I said: Yes!
GOD asked: Which day?
I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!
GOD laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!
P.S. GOD said Good friends must keep in contact!!!!!
GOD said: But for 4 days only....!
I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day.
GOD said: 3 days.
I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.
GOD said: No, 2 days!
I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time).
GOD said: No, just 1 day!
I said: Yes!
GOD asked: Which day?
I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends!
GOD laughed, and said: All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day!
P.S. GOD said Good friends must keep in contact!!!!!
| The Female Wavelength* | for everyone |
| Women-- explained by Safety Engineers | for everyone |
PLEASE SEE ATTACHED NOTE - VERY INTERESTING
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET*
*Warning:Its "gentelmen only mail" but ladies can also see attachment file...if they have sence of humour...otherwise delete it without see it (no offense) :-)
| TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA | for everyone |
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
| |||||||
| TEN COMMANDMENTS OF YOUR LIFE | for everyone |
| SOLUTIONS OF ALL PROBLEMS -SURAH TALAQ (SURAH 65 AYAT 283) | for everyone |
| JUST FOR FUN AND ALL | for everyone |
Two men talking to each other...
1st men: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd men: Strange, I am taking Divorce for the same reason!
1st men: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd men: Strange, I am taking Divorce for the same reason!
The great thing a little lamp can do
which the big sun cannot do is,
It gives light at night.
It shows,
no one is superior by size,
but by purpose.
which the big sun cannot do is,
It gives light at night.
It shows,
no one is superior by size,
but by purpose.
Teacher: Active Voice Aur
Passive Voice Ka Example
Batao
Student -
...Active Voice:
"Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain,
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
Chain"
Passive Voice:
"Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
Chain,
Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain.."
Passive Voice Ka Example
Batao
Student -
...Active Voice:
"Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain,
Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
Chain"
Passive Voice:
"Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye
Chain,
Tere Mast Mast 2 Nain.."
Principles Of Life ~
- Winning Isn't Everything,
But Wanting To Win Is .
...- When Everything Is Lost,
The Future Still Remains
- Don't Fight Too Much
Otherwise Ur Enemy Would
Know Ur Art Of War
- If U Don't Stand For
Something, U Will Fall For
Everything
- If U Do Little Things Well,
U Will Do Big Ones Better
- Don't Think There Is No
Place, There Is Always Place
At The Top
- Better To Fight For
Something Then Live For
Nothing ..
- Winning Isn't Everything,
But Wanting To Win Is .
...- When Everything Is Lost,
The Future Still Remains
- Don't Fight Too Much
Otherwise Ur Enemy Would
Know Ur Art Of War
- If U Don't Stand For
Something, U Will Fall For
Everything
- If U Do Little Things Well,
U Will Do Big Ones Better
- Don't Think There Is No
Place, There Is Always Place
At The Top
- Better To Fight For
Something Then Live For
Nothing ..
Those who joyfully leave everything in Allah’ hand,
will eventually see Allah’s hand everything..!
worries ends where faith begins..!
will eventually see Allah’s hand everything..!
worries ends where faith begins..!
posted by ABBAS ALAM @ 08:06
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