| ICE PALACES -CHINA | for everyone |
| BECHARA MARD- Na Jane Kab Aayega, "HAPPY MEN'S DAY" | for everyone |
Agar aurat par hath uthaye to Zalim,
Aurat se Pit jaye to Buzdil,
Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kare to Jealous,
Chup rahe to Be-gairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara,
Ghar me rahe to Nakara,
Bachon ko dante to Jaalim,
Na dante to Laparwah,
Aurat ko naukri se roke to Shakki Mijaz,
Na rokey to biwi ki kamai khanewala,
Maa ki mane to Maa ka Chamcha,
Biwi ki sune to Joru ka Gulam...
Na Jane Kab Aayega,
"HAPPY MEN'S DAY"
BEST REGARDS AND HAVE A NICE DAY
(sent by bro Najmuddin)
| WORD SCRABBLE | for everyone |
When you rearrange the letters:
FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL
DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
BARA THEDA
When you rearrange the letters:
ARAB DEATH
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE
MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
| Self-Appraisal | for everyone |
Self-Appraisal
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in ten-digits (phone numbers).The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: ‘Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): ‘I already have someone to cut my lawn.’
Boy: ‘Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.’
Woman: I’m very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance): ‘I’ll even sweepyour curb and your sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach, Florida.’
Woman: No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver.
The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner: ‘Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job.’
Boy: ‘No thanks’.
Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady, I was talking to!'
This is what we call ‘Self Appraisal’ ...
| HUMOR ALL THE WAY.... | for everyone |
Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Banta doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Banta replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t you cook something else?
Banta’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Banta consoles him saying “Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again”.
Santa keeps the door open while bathing.
Banta asking him why is he doing that?
Santa says “I’m afraid that someone might watch me from the key hole”.
Banta apni pregnant wife ko pizza hut le jaa raha tha.
Santa: Oye, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai?
Banta: Kyun key pizza hut mein “Delivery Free” hai.
Banta enters shop shouts, “Where is my free gift with this oil?”
Shopkeeper: Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Banta: Oye ispe likha to hai “CHOLESTROL FREE”.
One tourist from U.S.A. asks Santa: Any great man born in this village?
Santa: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Teacher: A for?
Banta: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Banta: Jay mata di.
American says: “US mein shaadi e-mail se hoti hai..”
Santa says: “India me to.. shaadi sirf fe-mail (female) se hoti hai...!!!”
Banta orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Banta: 4 hi kar dena, 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who are you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya chala gaya.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
2 pathans were fighting after exam.
Sir: Why are you fighting?
1st pathan: This fool left the answer sheet blank.
Sir: So what?
2nd pathan: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone saved 1/2 money.
Banta: You are nothing I saved all my money.
Santa: How?
Banta: My friend was going and I sent my wife with him.
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, “Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?”
Santa: Pitaaji ke saath.
Amitabh: Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?
Santa: Hmmmm.... yes.
Amitabh: Ammmm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?
Santa: Hmmmm... OK.
Amitabh: Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon.
Santa: Pehle mujhe 4 options to do!!!
Banta: All of the thrill is gone from my marriage.
Santa: Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?
Banta: But what if my wife finds out?
Santa: Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and just tell her about it.
Banta goes home to his wife and says, “Preeto, I think an affair will help bring us closer together”.
Preeto, “Forget it, I’ve already tried that. It didn’t work.”
The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta. ‘It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (Ass). You are fined Rs.50.’
‘Sir, would I be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?’ asks Banta.
‘Surely not’, replied the headmaster.
Banta: ‘That’s fine, Guruji!’.
A Manager of the branch bank found he had no space left to store old records.
He wrote to his regional manager Banta to for permission to destroy old records.
Banta Singh replied back: “I do not mind your destroying old records but please make sure you keep photo-copies of all the destroyed papers”.
Santa and Banta decide to go on picnic one day. When they get there, they realize they’ve forgotten the whisky.
Banta says he’ll get it if Santa promises not to eat the chicken till he returns.
Now, Santa waits and waits till a whole day goes by, when Santa says to himself: Come on, I’m hungry. He is not going to come back so let me eat the chicken anyway.
Suddenly Banta pops up from behind a tree and says: If you do that, I won’t go!
Banta showed his palm to a palmist. He examined the lines on Banta’s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very careful.
Why should I have to be careful? asked Banta. She should be careful of her life. I drive a Blueline bus!
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per meter madam,” replied Banta (clerk).
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take five meters.”
“Five meters only?”, asked Banta “Hmmmmm..”, girl thinks for a moment and said, “OK, give me ten meters”.
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, Banta hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her and said “Grandpa will pay the bill”.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Banta doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Banta replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t you cook something else?
Banta’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Banta consoles him saying “Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again”.
Santa keeps the door open while bathing.
Banta asking him why is he doing that?
Santa says “I’m afraid that someone might watch me from the key hole”.
Banta apni pregnant wife ko pizza hut le jaa raha tha.
Santa: Oye, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai?
Banta: Kyun key pizza hut mein “Delivery Free” hai.
Banta enters shop shouts, “Where is my free gift with this oil?”
Shopkeeper: Iske saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Banta: Oye ispe likha to hai “CHOLESTROL FREE”.
One tourist from U.S.A. asks Santa: Any great man born in this village?
Santa: No sir, only small Babies!!!
Teacher: A for?
Banta: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Banta: Jay mata di.
American says: “US mein shaadi e-mail se hoti hai..”
Santa says: “India me to.. shaadi sirf fe-mail (female) se hoti hai...!!!”
Banta orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Banta: 4 hi kar dena, 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who are you?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya chala gaya.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
2 pathans were fighting after exam.
Sir: Why are you fighting?
1st pathan: This fool left the answer sheet blank.
Sir: So what?
2nd pathan: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone saved 1/2 money.
Banta: You are nothing I saved all my money.
Santa: How?
Banta: My friend was going and I sent my wife with him.
Santa goes to Kaun Banega Karodpati show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, “Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?”
Santa: Pitaaji ke saath.
Amitabh: Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?
Santa: Hmmmm.... yes.
Amitabh: Ammmm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?
Santa: Hmmmm... OK.
Amitabh: Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon.
Santa: Pehle mujhe 4 options to do!!!
Banta: All of the thrill is gone from my marriage.
Santa: Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?
Banta: But what if my wife finds out?
Santa: Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and just tell her about it.
Banta goes home to his wife and says, “Preeto, I think an affair will help bring us closer together”.
Preeto, “Forget it, I’ve already tried that. It didn’t work.”
The headmaster of a school reprimanded Banta. ‘It has been reported that you called your history teacher gadhaa (Ass). You are fined Rs.50.’
‘Sir, would I be fined if I called a gadhaa my guruji?’ asks Banta.
‘Surely not’, replied the headmaster.
Banta: ‘That’s fine, Guruji!’.
A Manager of the branch bank found he had no space left to store old records.
He wrote to his regional manager Banta to for permission to destroy old records.
Banta Singh replied back: “I do not mind your destroying old records but please make sure you keep photo-copies of all the destroyed papers”.
Santa and Banta decide to go on picnic one day. When they get there, they realize they’ve forgotten the whisky.
Banta says he’ll get it if Santa promises not to eat the chicken till he returns.
Now, Santa waits and waits till a whole day goes by, when Santa says to himself: Come on, I’m hungry. He is not going to come back so let me eat the chicken anyway.
Suddenly Banta pops up from behind a tree and says: If you do that, I won’t go!
Banta showed his palm to a palmist. He examined the lines on Banta’s hand & said, A beautiful girl will come into your life, but be very careful.
Why should I have to be careful? asked Banta. She should be careful of her life. I drive a Blueline bus!
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per meter madam,” replied Banta (clerk).
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take five meters.”
“Five meters only?”, asked Banta “Hmmmmm..”, girl thinks for a moment and said, “OK, give me ten meters”.
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, Banta hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her and said “Grandpa will pay the bill”.
| Indian Hell | for everyone |
Indian Hell
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? “Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria...”
| Politics In Tunnel | for everyone |
Politics In Tunnel
Manmohan Singh, George W. Bush, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi were traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Sonia and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.Sonia is thinking: “This guy (Bush) is all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him”.
Aishwarya is thinking: “Bush must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.”
Bush is thinking: “Damn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she thought it was me and slapped me.”
Manmohan Singh is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.”
Singh is King! Singh is King!! Singh is King!!!
| BE WELL INFORMED..... | for everyone |
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily wanted to fondle her
The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he again tried to fondle her
The nun once again said, ‘Father, rememberPsalm 129?’
The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak.’
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily wanted to fondle her
The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he again tried to fondle her
The nun once again said, ‘Father, rememberPsalm 129?’
The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak.’
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
| KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.... | for everyone |
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and she fell to the ground into a large field.
While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her.
As the frozen bird laid there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing her out!
She lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat hears the bird singing and comes to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug her out and ate her.
Morals of the story:
[1] Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
[2] Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
[3] And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
While she was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on her.
As the frozen bird laid there in the pile of cow dung, she began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing her out!
She lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat hears the bird singing and comes to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug her out and ate her.
Morals of the story:
[1] Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
[2] Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
[3] And when you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
| TO BE ON TOP..... | for everyone |
A Turkey was chatting with a Bull.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the Turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the Bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’
The Turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave her enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, she reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the Turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree..
She was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot her out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t help you stay there for long.
‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the Turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the Bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’
The Turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave her enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, she reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the Turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree..
She was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot her out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t help you stay there for long.
| PETITION - PLEASE DO SIGN-"Re-Construction of Cemeteries of Jannatul Baqee and Jannatul Mohalla " | for everyone |
786-110
After signing, I found out that there were only
816 signatures.
Shia Asna Ashri Jamaat
P. O. Box 10017 Nairobi, Kenya.
Park Road Complex, Muslim Rd Tel: 766389
Jaffery Islamic Centre, El Molo Drive, off James Gichuru Rd, Lavington.Tel: 4349203
Dear Friends and Family,
I have just read and signed the online petition:
"Re-Construction of Cemeteries of Jannatul Baqee and Jannatul Mohalla "
hosted on the web by PetitionOnline.com, the free online petition
service, at:
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/jbaqi786/
I have just read and signed the online petition:
"Re-Construction of Cemeteries of Jannatul Baqee and Jannatul Mohalla "
hosted on the web by PetitionOnline.com, the free online petition
service, at:
http://www.PetitionOnline.com/jbaqi786/
I personally agree with what this petition says, and I think you might
agree, too. If you can spare a moment, please take a look, and consider
signing yourself and forwarding to your friends.
(sent by sis Mariam R. Jiwa)
| GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE | for everyone |
GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, press 1
If you need us to stay with the grand children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre - start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
If you need us to stay with the grand children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre - start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
BEST REGARDS & HAVE A NICE DAY.
(sent by bro Najmuddin)
| UNIQUE EXPRESSWAY - MUST SEE | for everyone |
Gate Tower Building has a drive-through
Gate Tower Building is a 16-story office building in Fukushima-ku, Osaka, Japan. And what makes it notable is the highway that passes through the 5th-7th floors of this building. The highway is part of the Hanshin Expressway, a network (239.3 km) of expressways surrounding Osaka, Kobe and Kyoto, Japan.
The Gate Tower Building is Japan’s first building to have a highway pass through it. And it had been nicknamed “beehive” referring to its appearance as a “bustling place”. The Umeda Exit of the Ikeda Route of the Hanshin Expressway system passes through this building. The expressway is the tenant of these floors. The elevator doesn’t stop on floor 5th-7th, floor 4 being followed by floor 8.
These floors consist of elevators, stairways, machinery and other stuff. The highway passes through the building as a bridge, held up by supports next to the building making no contact with the building itself. The building has a double core construction, with a circular cross section and special care is taken by providing surrounded structure to the highway to protect the building from noise and vibration. Generally expressways are built underground, and passing through a building is an extremely rare occasion.
It dates back to 1983, when the redevelopment of this area was decided upon, “building permits were refused because the highway was already being planned to be built over this land. The property rights’ holders refused to give up, and negotiated with the Hanshin Expressway corporation for approximately 5 years to reach the current solution.”
Gate Tower Building is a 16-story office building in, Osaka , Japan . And what makes it notable is the highway that passes through the 5th-7th floors of this building. The highway is part of the Hanshin Expressway, a network (239.3 km) of expressways surrounding Osaka , Kobe and Kyoto , Japan . The Gate Tower Building is Japan 's first building to have a highway pass through it. And it had been nicknamed "beehive" referring to its appearance as a "bustling place". The Umeda Exit of the Ikeda Route of the Hanshin Expressway system passes through this building. The expressway is the tenant of these floors. The elevator doesn't stop on floor 5th-7th, floor 4 being followed by floor 8. These floors consist of elevators, stairways, machinery and other stuff. The highway passes through the building as a bridge, held up by supports next to the building making no contact with the building itself. The building has a double core construction, with a circular cross section and special care is taken by providing surrounded structure to the highway to protect the building from noise and vibration. Generally expressways are built underground, and passing through a building is an extremely rare occasion. It dates back to 1983, when the redevelopment of this area was decided upon, "building permits were refused because the highway was already being planned to be built over this land. The property rights' holders refused to give up, and negotiated with the Hanshin Expressway corporation for approximately 5 years to reach the current solution."
(sent by sis Mariam R. Jiwa)
| Business Tips - Build Business Credit to Succeed | for everyone |
Business gurus have one mantra to ensure success in business ventures and that is, to build business credit. This is the best way to create and sustain a flourishing entrepreneurship. The concepts behind needing and building business credit are quite simple.
A business is an avenue millions of people all over the world are waiting to explore due to the freedom and flexibility that it gives you. To ensure that this flexibility is sustained and does not become an albatross around one’s neck, one needs to work hard to establish business credit. This line of credit is different from the personal credit that you have. Take a cue from their names and make certain that business credit is the money pot you dunk your hands in when you need it for business related and work oriented expenses. This way you can get the startup cash for your venture without putting your personal guarantee at stake.
Business Over Personal Credit
Business credit may be an unknown commodity for most of us when we compare the knowledge we have pertaining to it with all we know about personal credit. FICO scores, personal loans and personal credit cards are all known issues. You can apply for small business loans and business credit cards under business credit as well. The important thing is to keep these two from getting entangled with each other before one starts to mess up the other. Personal credit checks are not needed when dealing with the business credit aspect. When you build business credit, there are many benefits available to you. However, personal credit protection laws do not apply to business credit.
Programs To Build Credit
Business credit building can be a long drawn out process at times. In order to achieve the financial goals you have set for yourself faster and in a more efficient manner, it is best to join credit builder programs that work with you and for you. A good business credit profile indicates the high ability of a company to pay off debts in good time.
Apply For a Good Business Credit Score
Credit bureaus like Dunn & Bradstreet, Equifax Business, Experian Business and Business credit USA give business credit scores. To get your score from them, you need to apply to selected vendors who will report your timely payments to the bureaus. Volunteering this information is the only way that you can get your business evaluated from them.
Most vendors and creditors do not require any personal guarantee while extending a business line of credit to you. If they do, try to look for other possible vendors. You have gotten everything ready painstakingly and build business credit the right way, the last thing you want is to be saddled with liens on your personal property if you don’t pay your business credit payments on time. This is a possibility if your business credit and personal credit are still linked with each other by personal guarantees against business credit.
A business is an avenue millions of people all over the world are waiting to explore due to the freedom and flexibility that it gives you. To ensure that this flexibility is sustained and does not become an albatross around one’s neck, one needs to work hard to establish business credit. This line of credit is different from the personal credit that you have. Take a cue from their names and make certain that business credit is the money pot you dunk your hands in when you need it for business related and work oriented expenses. This way you can get the startup cash for your venture without putting your personal guarantee at stake.
Business Over Personal Credit
Business credit may be an unknown commodity for most of us when we compare the knowledge we have pertaining to it with all we know about personal credit. FICO scores, personal loans and personal credit cards are all known issues. You can apply for small business loans and business credit cards under business credit as well. The important thing is to keep these two from getting entangled with each other before one starts to mess up the other. Personal credit checks are not needed when dealing with the business credit aspect. When you build business credit, there are many benefits available to you. However, personal credit protection laws do not apply to business credit.
Programs To Build Credit
Business credit building can be a long drawn out process at times. In order to achieve the financial goals you have set for yourself faster and in a more efficient manner, it is best to join credit builder programs that work with you and for you. A good business credit profile indicates the high ability of a company to pay off debts in good time.
Apply For a Good Business Credit Score
Credit bureaus like Dunn & Bradstreet, Equifax Business, Experian Business and Business credit USA give business credit scores. To get your score from them, you need to apply to selected vendors who will report your timely payments to the bureaus. Volunteering this information is the only way that you can get your business evaluated from them.
Most vendors and creditors do not require any personal guarantee while extending a business line of credit to you. If they do, try to look for other possible vendors. You have gotten everything ready painstakingly and build business credit the right way, the last thing you want is to be saddled with liens on your personal property if you don’t pay your business credit payments on time. This is a possibility if your business credit and personal credit are still linked with each other by personal guarantees against business credit.
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Business Tips - Build Business Credit to Succeed
A business is an avenue millions of people all over the world are waiting to explore due to the freedom and flexibility that it gives you. To ensure that this flexibility is sustained and does not become an albatross around one’s neck, one needs to work hard to establish business credit. This line of credit is different from the personal credit that you have. Take a cue from their names and make certain that business credit is the money pot you dunk your hands in when you need it for business related and work oriented expenses. This way you can get the startup cash for your venture without putting your personal guarantee at stake.
Business Over Personal Credit
Business credit may be an unknown commodity for most of us when we compare the knowledge we have pertaining to it with all we know about personal credit. FICO scores, personal loans and personal credit cards are all known issues. You can apply for small business loans and business credit cards under business credit as well. The important thing is to keep these two from getting entangled with each other before one starts to mess up the other. Personal credit checks are not needed when dealing with the business credit aspect. When you build business credit, there are many benefits available to you. However, personal credit protection laws do not apply to business credit.
Programs To Build Credit
Business credit building can be a long drawn out process at times. In order to achieve the financial goals you have set for yourself faster and in a more efficient manner, it is best to join credit builder programs that work with you and for you. A good business credit profile indicates the high ability of a company to pay off debts in good time.
Apply For a Good Business Credit Score
Credit bureaus like Dunn & Bradstreet, Equifax Business, Experian Business and Business credit USA give business credit scores. To get your score from them, you need to apply to selected vendors who will report your timely payments to the bureaus. Volunteering this information is the only way that you can get your business evaluated from them.
Most vendors and creditors do not require any personal guarantee while extending a business line of credit to you. If they do, try to look for other possible vendors. You have gotten everything ready painstakingly and build business credit the right way, the last thing you want is to be saddled with liens on your personal property if you don’t pay your business credit payments on time. This is a possibility if your business credit and personal credit are still linked with each other by personal guarantees against business credit.
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How To Unlock Nokia Mobile Phones For Free!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67A69xNYxZo&feature=player_embedded
This generater does work, I have personally tried it on a Nokia 6230 locked onto T-Mobile!
Only use if your device is locked onto one of the following networks:
*Orange
*O2 / BTCellnet
*Vodafone
*T-Mobile
*Tesco
*Three
*Virgin
Link : http://www.unlockme.co.uk/Unlock_Nokia_FREE.php
IF YOUR MODEL IS NOT LISTED BELOW DO NOT USE THIS ONLINE TOOL!
This generater only works on SELECTED Nokia phones:
1100, 1101, 1110, 1600, 2100, 2300, 2600, 2650, 2652, 3100, 3120, 3200, 3220, 3210, 3230, 3300, 3310, 3330, 3410, 3510, 3510i, 3650, 3660, 5100, 5110, 5130, 5140, 5146, 5210, 5510, 6020, 6021, 6030, 6100, 6101, 6110, 6111, 6130, 6150, 6170, 6210, 6220, 6230, 6230i, 6250, 6260, 6310, 6310i, 6510, 6600, 6610, 6610i, 6650, 6670, 6800, 6810, 6820, 6822, 7110, 7200, 7210, 7250, 7250i, 7260, 7270, 7280, 7360, 7600, 7610, 7650, 7700, 7710, 8210, 8310, 8800, 8810, 8850, 8890, 8910, 8910i, 9110, 9110i, 9210, 9210i, 9300, 9300i, 9500, and N-Gage, N-Gage QD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67A69xNYxZo&feature=player_embedded
This generater does work, I have personally tried it on a Nokia 6230 locked onto T-Mobile!
Only use if your device is locked onto one of the following networks:
*Orange
*O2 / BTCellnet
*Vodafone
*T-Mobile
*Tesco
*Three
*Virgin
Link : http://www.unlockme.co.uk/Unlock_Nokia_FREE.php
IF YOUR MODEL IS NOT LISTED BELOW DO NOT USE THIS ONLINE TOOL!
This generater only works on SELECTED Nokia phones:
1100, 1101, 1110, 1600, 2100, 2300, 2600, 2650, 2652, 3100, 3120, 3200, 3220, 3210, 3230, 3300, 3310, 3330, 3410, 3510, 3510i, 3650, 3660, 5100, 5110, 5130, 5140, 5146, 5210, 5510, 6020, 6021, 6030, 6100, 6101, 6110, 6111, 6130, 6150, 6170, 6210, 6220, 6230, 6230i, 6250, 6260, 6310, 6310i, 6510, 6600, 6610, 6610i, 6650, 6670, 6800, 6810, 6820, 6822, 7110, 7200, 7210, 7250, 7250i, 7260, 7270, 7280, 7360, 7600, 7610, 7650, 7700, 7710, 8210, 8310, 8800, 8810, 8850, 8890, 8910, 8910i, 9110, 9110i, 9210, 9210i, 9300, 9300i, 9500, and N-Gage, N-Gage QD
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Where do you keep your mobilephone normally?
She told me one of her friends is always having abortions.
When the fetus gets to be 2-3 months old she loses it.
This happened several times over.
The couple went to check with many doctors and at last one of the doctors examined the dead baby and found that the baby's body cells kept dying as the baby was growing in the womb until he/she could not survive.
This was because her uterus was affected by mobilephone Radiation.
The doctor told her she now has no chance to give birth to a healthy
baby because the radiation has affected her uterus so that the major
portion of the cells in her uterus have already died.
This happened because she has been keeping her mobile phone in her working jacket so that the phone rested against just on the right spot of the uterus.She had been wearing it like this for a few years.
Please beware of this and take note if you don't want what has
happened to this woman .. happen to your dearest friend.
Please do not ignore hand phone radiation which will damage our health or body organs. Please put away your hand phone whenever you don't need it much.
Guys, Please do not keep your mobile phone near to the kidney position
and pants pocket as this will damage your genital area and affect your
ability to father a baby.
The other doctor also advised another friend to keep her hand phone
away from her new born baby to avoid radiation damage to the baby'sbrain cells.
Do not let the baby or toddler play with the mobile phone. This is because the small young baby or toddler is still very fragile and
growing, so he/she is much more vulnerable to radiation damage.
Please remember not to sleep together with your mobile phone or put it next to your bed. Keep any other electronic goods (such as tvs) which also give off radiation away from your bedroom
to reduce risk as we have to sleep a few hours every day in our bedroom at night.
Further, do not imagine that if you switch off the TV there will be no
radiation. Actually it is still around in your room. It is not
advisable to have even a small digital alarm clock close to your head
while sleeping.
Take Care of yourself and your loved ones.
Please pass this on to your friends and family.
I would rather be careful than regret not knowing...
*(sent by bro Najmuddin)
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